Teacher and Student Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes Zone for Kids

Teacher: Sam, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Sam: Me! 

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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is red and one is blue with purple spots!

Sam: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home 

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Sam: A teacher 

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Ram (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.

School Teacher: Who is this?

Ram: This is my father speaking!

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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t you?

Pupil: Not very much!