Three lizards were climbing on a wall one day. One of them suddenly started singing a song and as soon as the song was finished, two of the others fell down from the wall. Why?
Because the other two started clapping their hands for the song.
Because the other two started clapping their hands for the song.
Where does fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
In a river-bank!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
When you’re a mouse!
Why is it easy to spot Cinderella-fish?
They have glass flippers!
They have glass flippers!
What steps will you take if a tiger is running towards you?
Of course big steps to run.
Of course big steps to run.
Which is the strongest animal?
A snail, because He always carries his house on his back!
A snail, because He always carries his house on his back!
How do prawns and clams communicate?
With shell-phones!
With shell-phones!
Why would an octopus vs. squid war be terrible?
Because they are both so well-armed!
Because they are both so well-armed!
What fur do we get from a Tiger?
As fur away as possible!
As fur away as possible!
Why does the ocean twinkle at night?
It’s full of starfish!
It’s full of starfish!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
An animal that can milk itself!
An animal that can milk itself!
Why oysters do not share their pearls?
Because they are shellfish!
Because they are shellfish!
How do fish without cars get around?
Octo-bus!
Octo-bus!
What is common between a tree and a dog?
Both Dog and Tree lose their bark when they die.
Both Dog and Tree lose their bark when they die.
What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at the buzz stop.
Wait at the buzz stop.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!
Its shadow!
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because it will take too long to iron!
Because it will take too long to iron!
What a dog will do when he loses his tail?
He will prefer to go to a re-tail store.
He will prefer to go to a re-tail store.
Why leopards can’t hide anywhere?
Because they are always spotted.
Because they are always spotted.
Do you know why bees just hum?
Because they don’t know how to say words!
Because they don’t know how to say words!
Why the Teddy bears never feel hungry?
Because they are always stuffed!
Because they are always stuffed!
Why Crab was put in prison?
Because he always kept pinching all the things!
Because he always kept pinching all the things!
What type of dog keeps the right time?
Always a watch dog!
Always a watch dog!
What a dog will do when he lose his tail?
He will definitely go to a retail store!
He will definitely go to a retail store!
What will a dog say when he suddenly sat on a sandpaper?
He will say “Ruff”!
He will say “Ruff”!
Who can be cleverer than a talking cat?
No doubt, a spelling bee!
No doubt, a spelling bee!
Can you say why birds fly towards south in the Winter?
Because it is too far for them to walk!
Because it is too far for them to walk!
Where do Cow love to go with his friend?
For the moovies!
For the moovies!
What will a Cow love to play at parties?
Only the moosical chairs!
Only the moosical chairs!
Where do the Polar Bears like to Vote?
Off course at the North Pole!
Off course at the North Pole!
What will a chick say when he saw an apple in the nest?
Hey, look at the apple, my Mama laid!
Hey, look at the apple, my Mama laid!
Why do a hen always lay eggs?
If she dropped eggs, they would break!
If she dropped eggs, they would break!
What kind of fish only swims at night?
Only a starfish!
Only a starfish!
Name the Ant who always likes to be alone?
Independ-ant!
Independ-ant!
Why did little Johnny throw the butter out of the window?
Because little Johnny wanted to see “butterfly”!
Because little Johnny wanted to see “butterfly”!
What will a bee say when he saw a flower?
Hi honey!
Hi honey!
A fish with no eye will be called as?
A “fsh”!
A “fsh”!
Why a leopard can’t hide anywhere?
Because he is always spotted
Because he is always spotted
How can we believe carrots are good for our eyes?
Because we never see rabbits wearing sunglasses!
Because we never see rabbits wearing sunglasses!
Why it is easy to measure the weight of a fish?
Because fish has its own scales!
Because fish has its own scales!
What will the judge say when a skunk suddenly walked in to the court room?
“Odor odor”!
“Odor odor”!
Once a policeman stopped a car seeing a donkey in the front seat with a man. Policeman: What are you doing with that donkey? You should take it to the zoo.
The following week also, the same policeman saw the same man with the donkey again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulled him over and said,
"I thought you were going to take that donkey to the zoo!
The man replied, "I did. We had such a great time there; we are going to the beach this weekend!"
The following week also, the same policeman saw the same man with the donkey again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulled him over and said,
"I thought you were going to take that donkey to the zoo!
The man replied, "I did. We had such a great time there; we are going to the beach this weekend!"
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