School Jokes

Teacher: John, tell me your date of birth?
John: July 13th
Teacher: on which year?
John: it is in every year, Ma’am!

Teacher to students: can anyone tell a word which has more than 1000 letters in it?
Sam suddenly stands up and said “postbox”!

Why the music teacher did not able to open his room?
Because the keys were on his piano!

What will be a Math teacher’s favorite dish?
Pi!

What did a math book complained to another math book?
“Oh, I have tired of lot of problems”!

Teacher to John: “John, you have 6 apples in your plate and Sam took two among them, what would you get?”
John: “A fight”!

Can you find the longest table in the class room?
Sure, it is the multiplication table!

Why did Alvin take ladder to his school?
Because he wanted to reach to high school!

Jimmy to his class teacher: Ma’am, do you punish your students for things that they don’t do?
Teacher: No, Never
Jimmy: Thank you Ma’am, because I didn’t done my homework!

Teacher told Johnny to write an essay of 100 words. Johnny thought for a moment and stared to write. “I went to call my puppy in for the night and I called “puppy, puppy, puppy…..”.!

What are the letters that are always stays cool?
AC!

Teacher: which hand you used to write with?
Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!

What is the difference between a teacher and train?
A teacher always says “spit your gum”, while the train says “chew chew chew…”!

What did the pencil said to other pencil?
Oh! You look so sharp!

Why did the class teacher always wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!

What kind of school do giraffes like to go?
Only the High school!

What is the favorite subject of a witch?
Spell-ing!

Who is the king of all school supplies?
The Ruler!

School Jokes for Kids

David to Mom: Mom, I have got hundred in class test today
Mom: well done, in which?
David: I got a 40 in spelling and a 60 in reading!

Teacher to John: John, tell me the chemical formula of water?
John: Yes Ma’am, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O!
Teacher: No, it is wrong
John: Ma’am, yesterday you taught that the formula is H to O!

Why the letter B is sitting so cool?
Because it is in between A and C!

Teacher to Danny: Danny, why you are not writing?
Danny: Ma’am, I don’t has a pen
Teacher: Danny, you said a wrong sentence. The correct form is I don’t have a pen, he doesn’t have a pen and we don’t have a pen.
Danny: oh Ma’am! Who stole all the pens then?!

Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries, what would you have?
Student: A yummy fruit salad, Ma’am!

Teacher: which is the shortest of all the 12 months?
Student: May! Because it ‘May’ has only three letters!

Teacher: Tony, tell me a sentence starting with “I”
Tony: I is…
Teacher: No Tony, that is incorrect, say “I am…”
Tony: Okay Ma’am, “I am the 9th letter in the English alphabet series”!

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me?

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

What kinds of tests do they give witches?
Hex-aminations!

Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really?, what did she say?
Son: Baa!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
Dates!

What do they talk about?
The good old days!

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince?
Old King Coal!